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Musical Parody: Digit Night

Musical Parody: Digit Night 

 Happy April Fools Day, Party People!!!

In honor of this humorous holiday, I decided to post a day early and write a sequel to my first Musical Parody, (“Pudding Legs”) with help from Taio Cruz’s catchy tune “Dynamite”… or as I’ve renamed it, “Digit Night.” (No, not digits as in: I got that girl’s digits, broooo!!!! Digits as in your super fabulous fingers! Bro.) 

Sidebar- is it bad I totally use the same surfer boy voice in my head when writing all my male imitations? But I digress.

This Parody is dedicated to all you special souls finding a way to smile through chronic illness. On this day of mirth and light, I offer you a way to dance the night away, even if your body, like mine, isn’t currently up to party hardy the traditional way. This parody shows how we positive people do it up! Please tweet, pin, share/like the post on The Female Yoda’s Facebook page, or email this link to anyone who’s fighting extra hard right now in their own journey back to health, happiness, and general awesomeness. So without further ado, I present to you: “Digit Night!” Enjoy!

“Digit Night” Lyrics

(To the Tune of “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz) 

Parody Lyrics Written and Performed by The Female Yoda, April 1, 2014 

I like to move, move, move, move

Me and my Foda self like to groove, groove, groove, groove

I used to dance all around the room, room, room, room

When movie credits went all boom, boom, boom, boom

Yeah, Yeah

So if you relate to this song

Why don’t you finger dance along, yeah

I put my hands up in the air sometimes and I’m like oh, no, legs won’t follow!

So now I lie back and I rock the rhyme

With my enchanting finger dancing

So though we don’t go out

We gon’ rock this house

Where digits dance all night

Until our hands get tight

So move them left to right

Do the swivel swirl

And if you’re feeling bold

Do the cha-cha twirl

I rest all day, day, day, day

To get all ready for when we play, play, play, play

I’m making sure to eat all my greens, greens, greens, greens

To keep my fingers all strong and mean, mean, mean, mean

Yeah, Yeah

So if you relate to this song

Why don’t you finger dance along, yeah

I put my hands up in the air sometimes and I’m like oh, no, legs won’t follow!

So now I lie back and I rock the rhyme

With my enchanting finger dancing

So though we don’t go out

We gon’ rock this house

Where digits dance all night

Until our hands get tight

So move them left to right

Do the swivel swirl

And if you’re feeling bold

Do the cha-cha twirl

I’m gonna take them higher

I’m gonna be the best couch dancer

And when I get on fire

They’re gonna swivel better than Usher

‘Cause I, I, I, won’t give up living

And I, I, I, I just want it all

Don’t care if I fall

So dance your fingers up in the air, up in the air

Just put them up in the air, air, air, air, air, air, air

Don’t be scared, yeah, well

I put my hands up in the air sometimes and I’m like oh, no, legs won’t follow!

So now I lie back and I rock the rhyme with my enchanting finger dancing

So though we don’t go out

We gon’ rock this house

Where digits dance all night

Until our hands get tight

So move them left to right

Do the swivel swirl

And if you’re feeling bold

Do the cha-cha twirl

Happy April Fools Day, All! Now to quote Kevin Bacon in Footloose: Let’s Daaaannnccceeee!!!!!

The Foda