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Episode XX: Pudding Legs

Episode XX: Pudding Legs

 Welcome, folks! I’m changing things up a bit today. Instead of having a Words of Wisdom segment, I have written a lil’ parody called “Pudding Legs” to the tune of “Part of Your World” from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. I was inspired to do this by my own uncooperative legs who just haven’t wanted to hold me up lately. So instead of getting angry at them, I decided to try laughter instead!

This Parody is for everyone dealing with a chronic illness who has ever felt like they have shaky, unreliable “Pudding Legs” holding them up. Share, enjoy, and feel free to use this to serenade your own pudding legs when they’re getting the better of you. It won’t make them stronger, but it may make you smile. Enjoy!

 Click Below To Listen! Lyrics Below. 

 “Pudding Legs”

(To the tune of “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid)

Lyrics Written and Performed by The Female Yoda,  February 20th, 2014

Look at these legs

Aren’t they sweet?

Compare them to custard, and I have them beat

Pudding legs under my weight

Aren’t they- so sedate?

Wobbly and soft just like a rose

You should be glad you don’t stand up on those

Pudding legs wobbling my way

Feeling like styrofoam

I’ve got tendons and skin cells a-plenty

I’ve got ligaments down to the floor

Oh, those fingers and toes? I’ve got twenty.

But who cares? No big deal. I want more!

I wanna stand like the cupcakes stand

Strong and delicious and dense like mortar

Hangin’ around on those- what’s that word again?

Oh. Cookie Sheets.

These pudding legs, they don’t get too far

Flour is required for rising, growing

Raising up tall on your own so you don’t fall

Up where they rise

Up where they grow

Why are these puddings legs so hard to stow

Right under me

Wish I could be

More like that dough

What would I give if I could live out of these wobblers

What would I take to spend a day: cake on a stand

Betchya on toast

Or on a roast

You really get to sink your teeth in

Soft but solid

Now I’m clotted

Down to my toes!

And I wanna go where the donuts go

Happy and cheerful with too much sugar

I’d even take being round to be strong below

Oh, pudding legs

Made up with eggs

Runny and weightless and feel more like pegs

But hopefully

One day I’ll be

More like a tree

 I dedicate this song to all of you out there who have ever had, or have at this time, Pudding Legs. If you know someone with a chronic illness who would understand this parody and could use a smile, please share this post. We Pudding Legs need to stick together. :)

Pudding A Smile On Your Face,

(I just heard half of you groan… yeah, I admit it, that was a pretty bad pun..)

Stay Strong,

The Foda

P.S. Like this musical parody? Check out my latest uptempo parody off Taio Cruz’s “Dynamite” transformed to: “Digit Night!” <—- Click the title to hear/watch the Foda’s first music video!